The Cast and Crew

[Intro: Otto Preminger]

Stop!

Before you skidoo

We'd like to introduce

Our cast and crew

[Verse 1]

Jackie Gleason was Tony Banks

Carol Channing: Flo

Frankie Avalon: Angie

Fred Clark: a Tower Guard

Michael Constantine: Leech

Frank Gorshin: The Man

John Phillip Law: Stash

Peter Lawford: The Senator

Burgess Meredith: The Warden

George Raft: The Skipper

Cesar Romero was Hechy

Mickey Rooney: "Blue Chips" Packard

And Groucho Marx played "God"

In the Otto Preminger film

Ski-doodle-y-do-do-doo

[Verse 2]

With Arnold Stang as Harry

Doro Merande as The Mayor

Phil Arnold as Her Husband

Slim Pickens as a Switchboard Operator

Robert Donner is another Switchboard Operator

Richard Kiel as Beany

Tom Law as Geronimo

Jaik Rosenstein as "Eggs" Benedict (Benedict!)

Stacy King as The Amazon

And Renny Roker as a prison guard

Roman Gabriel as a prison guard

And Nilsson as a tower guard

And Stone Country as themselves

And the Orange County Ramblers played the Green Bay Packers!

[Verse 3]

(And introducing)

Austin Pendleton as Fred

Alexandra Hay as Darlene

And Luna as "God's" mistress

Well, you know what I mean

Music and lyrics by Nilsson who also played a tower guard

Arranged and conducted by George Tipton, a very good friend!

[Verse 4]

Choreography: Tom Hansen

Costumes: Rudi Gernreich

Photographed in Panavision and Technicolor

Director of Photography: Leon Shamroy, A.S.C

Sound: Glenn Anderson, Franklin Milton, and Lloyd Hanks

(Thanks!)

Camera Operators: Irving Rosenberg and Dewey Wrigley

Chief Electrician: Fred Hall

Key Grip: Leo McCreary

Transportation: George Coleman

[Verse 5]

Editor: George Rohrs

Assistant Editor: Dean Ball

Music Editor: Fred Prior

Sound Effects Editor: Don Higgins

Negative Cutter: Connie Roese

Script Supervisor: Kathleen Fagan

(Oh boy!)

[Verse 6]

Art Director: Robert E. Smith

Assistant Art Director: J. Monte Elliot

Set Decorator: Fred Price

Special Effects: Charles Spurgeon

Painter: Eugene Acker

Property Master: Kenny Westcott

Commercials by John Urie

Executive Assistant to the Producer: Nat Rudich!

[Verse 7]

Dialogue Coach: Max Slater

Story and Casting: Erik Kirkland

Production Managers: Kenny Deland and Howard Joslin

Assistant Directors: Erich von Stroheim, Jr., Wally Jones, Al Murphy, and Steven North

Production Accountant: Herman Darstein

Production Secretary: Joyce Lilley

Costume Coordinator: Hope Bryce

Makeup: Web Overlander

Hairdressing: Vivian Thompson

Wardrobe: Ted Parvin, Phyllis Garr, George Thompson, and John Perry

Visual Consultant and Titles by Sandy Dvore

And once more, they were executed by Pacific

(Ahem, how's your popcorn?)

[Verse 8]

Copyright, MCMLXVIII

By Sigma Productions, Incorporated

(Your seat's on fire)

The story, the characters and the incidents are fictitious

Ho-hum, etcetera, etcetera

It's a Paramount TM Release

A Gulf + Western Company

Written by Mr. Doran William Cannon

Produced and directed by

Um, uh, Otto Preminger