[Intro]
Good evening, this is Headache speaking
Please remember to breathe
The numbers are: eleven, thirteen, twenty-one, twenty-six, thirty-six, and one hundred eight
The colours are: blue, yellow, red, and purple
[Verse 1]
When I was young, the moon used to walk me to school
And I would eat my cereal with a spoon
But now that I'm older, I like to eat it with a fork
Do I have to? No
Do I want to? No
Sometimеs life is just hard for no reason
Sometimеs you need to feel the weight of something pointless on your shoulders
Listen to me
I know how cool it would be if Sunday lasted the whole damn week
I know that if you want to know how paradise really feels
You have to try somehow to be a little like a god
And if you're still here, remember, I'm not real
And neither are your dreams
And I'm sorry to break it to you
But if that ever mattered to you at all
It was over for you from the start
[Verse 2]
We smoke five point two trillion cigarettes a year
Are you honestly trying to tell me that we couldn't manage a few more?
There are one hundred trillion synapses in our brains
Thirty trillion cells in our lovely bodies
And there are four hundred billion stars in the Milky Way
There are mad different types of fruit, which are somehow basically all delicious
There are different styles of insects
Of flowers, of birds, of bees, of reptiles
Of trees, of mountains, of mammals, of rivers, of deserts, of oceans, of jungles, of lakes, of glaciers, of geysers
Of volcanoes, and so, so much more
[Outro]
But quite amazingly, we have thirty-four thousand distinct emotions
And I'm currently experiencing one
What about you?
I can't tell you mine
That's for me to know
And you to try to find out
Good luck