(Interviewer:
Please tell me you didn't get plastic surgery to promote the album
Heidi: Oh no, that's all God's timing.)
I'm on your TV
You bitches know me
I ain't from London but i walk it like Naomi
They say I'm crazy
My man, he likes it
And I've been up in TMZ since it was sidekicks
Chanel on my kicks
My clutch is Gucci
I love my Carti
And this shirt, it's Fiorucci (you can't afford it)
Like hi, I'm Heidi
I'm in the two-seat
I blow a hundred racks and it ain't nothin to me
Welcome to a world where theres only one name (one name)
Plastered on the Walk of Fame (Heidi)
Life's a game I don't play fair (I don't)
Money, power, bleach blonde hair
I'm taking this Porsche for a ride (alright!)
Do you wanna go to Heidiwood tonight?
(Hop in, let's go!)
Come on Heidi let's go dumb
Got a Birk full of percs and some peppermint gum
Chillin' in The Hills, yeah the Beverly ones
Me and her, look at us, you could never be one
2025— bout time that I pop out
Since '19 had you bitches on lockdown
Turn the Chase up, beat make 'em bop out
Tits out, now I'm really boutta rock out!
In the two-seat going 95
Whippin on a ride
On Instagram live
SoCal Girl, this my life
Orange County, I'm a real housewife
Look, look at my shoes they're miu miu (what)
Now look at this ass, it's all mine
New nose, cut 'em with the jawline
Tight frame, dress it in Balmain
Welcome to a world where theres only one name (one name)
Plastered on the Walk of Fame (Heidi)
Life's a game I don't play fair (I don't)
Money, power, bleach blonde hair
I'm taking this porsche for a ride (alright!)
Do you wanna go to heidiwood tonight?
Hop in, let's go!
(Heidi: I'd rather be getting paychecks for being famous
for being famous, than working at my parent's restaurant
Interviewer: But I would argue that there's virtue
in the hard work, I'd rather work at the restaurant
Heidi: But that would be your path.)
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