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Home Counties – Ad Gammon (2022) | Track profile | Dork

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Home Counties
In A Middle English Town - EP
Ad Gammon

TRACK

Ad Gammon

Release date: 11th February 2022

From In A Middle English Town - EPTrack 33:14

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About This Track

"Ad Gammon" is a track by Home Counties, from the album In A Middle English Town - EP, released 11th February 2022. The track is 3:14 long. It's filed under Indie Pop. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 14 articles about Home Counties.

About the Artist

Home Counties

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Lyrics

Ad Gammon

Like a kebab but more Anglican
Flops out of the packet (Ad Gammon)
Like a newborn seal floppin' 'bout a beach (Ad Gammon)
Like a piece of fuck the police

Serving them hot as they did for our
Father's father's father's (Ad Gammon)
Fillet minion but without the beef (Ad Gammon)
Cut me and I bleed it

How'd you wanna see it go go down (go down)
Nothing in the water in this town (this town)
How'd you wanna see it go go down (go down)
There's something in the gammon, gammon, gammon
Ad Gammon
Ad Gammon
Ad Gammon
Ad Gammon
Ad

Hate the things they're doing down south (Ad Gammon)
Saying never look a gift horse in the mouth (Ad Gammon)
Take your money and shove it up your
Ad Gammon

Love it when they throw it in the mob (Ad Gammon)
Love it when it starts to all kick off (Ad Gammon)
We don't need your drones, we police ourselves
Ad Gammon

How'd you wanna see it go go down (go down)
Nothing in the water in this town (this town)
How'd you wanna see it go go down (go down)
There's something in the gammon, gammon, gammon

How'd you wanna see it go go down (go down)
Nothing in the water in this town (this town)
How'd you wanna see it go go down (go down)
There's something in the gammon, gammon, gammon

How'd you wanna see it go go down (go down)
Nothing in the water in this town (this town)
How'd you wanna see it go go down (go down)
There's something in the gammon, gammon, gammon

How'd you wanna see it go go down (go down)
Nothing in the water in this town (this town)
How'd you wanna see it go go down (go down)
There's something in the gammon, gammon, gammon

How'd you wanna see it go go down (go down)
Nothing in the water in this town (this town)
How'd you wanna see it go go down (go down)
There's something in the gammon, gammon, gammon

Ad Gammon
Ad Gammon
Ad Gammon
Ad Gammon

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Track details

From In A Middle English Town - EP

3:142022

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Album

In A Middle English Town - EP

11th February 2022

Track number

3

Release year

2022

1Back to The 70s
3:35
2The Home Counties
3:20
3Ad Gammon
3:14
4Village Spirit
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