UPenn Girls

I'm a Ivy League boy with state school flavor

Little hungover, man I gotta write a paper

I party all the time, add a credit to my major

Graduate now? Nah, I'll graduate later

Haters tryna tell your boy "get a clue"

Cause my fake ID says that I'm 32

True, I go to Penn, you think that Penn State's wilder?

Take you to Van Pelt, then become Van Wilder

I'm a tryna smart guy Tahj Mowry

So we remix and visit Pottruck Alley

How we get some girls, but if they ain't feelin' you

We'll have to get my dude to call some girls up from PhillyU

Ooh, I'm telling you, it ain't all fucks

I'm eating pizza and sushi thanks to open rush

So I'm grabbing that free shit and bolting

I don't want no bromance or brody, I'm out of here homie

See they all love the haters, the girls up in Theta cause

They ain't nothing but a upenn girl

See I got mad hell when I enter Tridelt.. oh well

They ain't nothing but a upenn girl

They testing STDs, I'm up in SDT like

They ain't nothing but a upenn girl

Damn, shawty nothing but a upenn girl, damn

Damn, shawty nothing like a upenn girl

Yeah yeah, and I don't know if y'all can understand me

So I told em I was recruiting for Morgan Stanley

Or JP Morgan, hold on I'm getting fancy

She thinks that I be funny, Douglas Yancey

I'll be her Skeeter Valentine, it don't matter

Leave a Greek lady while she eating gyro platter

Anyway her big's ass a whole lot fatter

But if you think she's bad, then her little's way badder

Girl is a freshman and she loves to French kiss

So she signs me into the quad, feeling blessed kid

And when she undresses it's kinda like the best shit

I guess I'm messing with an underage freshman

Get blasted, wake up, and send a nice text

Then go back to my bed just to get some real rest

Yes this is my story, oh I really suggest

You get down with Hoodie Allen baby, we be the best

And we never can have it, the girls up in Tabard but

They ain't nothing but a upenn girl

AChiO, mad fly hoes but yo

They ain't nothing but a upenn girl

They after me, they chillin Alpha Phi like

They ain't nothing but a upenn girl

Damn shawty nothing but a upenn girl, damn

Damn shawty nothing like a upenn girl

Aw man, I don't know if this track's gonna get me in trouble, or if it's gonna lead me to get some Lee Rubenstein type ass

You know Witz, maybe with this shit you can get on my level motherfucker

Yeah, I mean I think that's pretty much impossible because I don't have threesomes with freshman girls like every single weekend...

YET!