Hops Freestyle

[Intro]

Yeah, yeah

Yo, yo

[Verse]

It's like I'll never be a star, I'm doin' extra work in movies

Can't get a good girl, so I flirt with hoochies

So many motherfuckers talkin' dirt to screw me

You grew up in special ed, I'm the person you'll be

People wonder why I'm so loud, go wild

Screwed up like a stone child

I don't even hang around the wrong crowd

Niggas see me tryna read and start crackin' up 'cause I don't know how

I don't really need this shit

I rap about pussy I don't even get, I just do it because I need a hit

But one time, I did hit it though

It was a prostitute, I mеt her up at a liquor store

And she was willing to lеt me beat in the back of a SUV

So I did it, I think I caught a STD

I go to the doctor and leave like "Fuck this shit, I ain't got nothin'

Hold up, my nuts itchin'"

It ain't because the incident up in the SUV

It's because I been wearin' the same boxers for two weeks

And I think there's somethin' wrong with my booty, mane

'Cause every time I pull my boxers off I see a dookie stain

That's life and I'm just being real

So all you rappers out there talkin' bullshit need to chill

I can see why you would hate me

I tell them to stop knowin' damn well I do the same thing

You like where I'm at in life? It ain't much to do to get here

Just stay in high school for six years

And never take your ADD medicine, ayy

And drop out when your just a couple of credits away

From graduation, you can't take what they had you facing

It's stressful, that's why I relieve it with masturbation

Pretend like I'm waiting for marriage like my ass was patient

But really I wanna rape woman with the mask of Jason

My nose is big and ears are small like I was animation

I walk around zoned out like my ass was wasted

When no one's home, I take a bath and leave the bathroom naked

I hear somebody coming, then I bust evacuation

My teacher don't like me 'cause I'm always talkin negative shit

What can I say? I'm not a regular kid

But I don't care what the bitch say

Ain't picked up knowledge since the 6th grade

Why my life gotta be this way?

I'm too much of a bitch to smoke, I don't sniff the coke

Why people think this kid's a joke, huh?

I'm talented and you remember that

'Cause on the microphone I got more skills than you'll ever have

My ten year old friends think they smarter in life

Than me 'cause they school work is harder than mine

I don't really feel school shit, so don't be comin' 'round me

Feelin' all smart, it's just somethin' real stupid

What?

[Outro]

Woah, woah, woah, woah, I step out for five minutes and this is what you guys do?

Marcus, get your ADD ass up and go to the dean (Aw, man, nah)

Everybody open up your books to chapter 14, I'm sick of this shit

You're starting to get on my last nerve, Mr. Hopsin