Paris to Southeast

[Skit: LaWanda Page]

There's a colored pilot flying a airplane

So, he gets on this plane

You know, there's about seventy-five to eighty people on the plane

He gets on the plane and he jumps up in the cockpit

He gets onto the intercom and he says, "Ladies and gentlemen"

He said, "This is the first colored pilot to ever fly the Pan-American Airline"

He says, "Hell," hе says, "We gonna fly all over"

He said, "Wе gon' fly eighty thousand feet in the air"

He said, "Hell, we got plenty to eat on the damn plane"

He says, "Hell, we got black-eyed peas and neck bones"

He said, "We got chitlins with the instant hog maw sauce

We got instant collard greens, we got every damn thing

Hell, we got plenty to drink

Hell, we got wine, beer, whiskey, gin

Hell, we gon' smoke some weed, baby

Hell, we gon' smoke a while, honey and we gon' snort some coke"

He said, "Hell, we gon' get high as the sky if I ever get this mothafucka up off the ground"