Issa's Tale

[Spoken: Issa Rae]

I was dating this guy, and there came a time

As our relationship progressed, where he got this job overseas

And so we had to decide whether or not we were gonna keep the relationship going or just end it now

And then that fateful day came, when he had to fly overseas

So he asked me to come to his apartment and help them pack

And I did

And I knew that I wanted to go out with a bang

Because, you know, we had said that we were gonna continue this relationship

But I think we both knew that after that night

That was the last time we were gonna see each other again

And so, it was really important to me that the night be magical

And that it be the best sex that we ever had

And so I started to initiate it, you know, kissing our hand, rubbing our hand

And we went to the bedroom, and I was like

"Ooh, it's 'bout to go down"

And when I tell you he gave me three to four pumps maximum before he came

And then rolled over and then he flew out the next morning

I was livid

I was angry sweating, like not even good sweat

The sweat that I deserved, it was just pure rage sweat

And it was because I felt like he had used me

He knew what I wanted, and he just pumped me and dumped me

I'm so glad I was cheatin' on him