YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE

[Spoken Interlude]

I would sleep in the car for an hour then I'll drive somewhere

We all slept in the car for hours, all four of us

Everyone was sleeping, I was just driving

Driving home

I was like—, I knew I was tired, I should've pulled over

Fell asleep

Crashed into a car, my friend's arm was broke

I was like, "What the fuck? I can't deal with this"

Locked the car, drove all the way home crying my eyes out

I do feel bad that my friend broke his arm, but

Arms are meant to be broken