I Liked an Instagram Post

[Verse 1]

Today started just like any other day

I woke up to my alarm at half-past eight

I drank a cup of coffee, read the paper, ate a scone

Then I turned my attention to my phone

And something happened that I can not undo

Somethin' so devastating, I [?] outta you

[Chorus]

I liked an Instagram post

From 2012

On somebody's page

That I don't know super well

I can't believe what I did

There's no comin' back from this

I'm sellin' all my stuff

And movin' to France

[Verse 2]

I just bought a wig and some shades

I packed a bag and brought cash for 80 days

I'm gettin' a fake passport that says I'm from Duluth

Gonna get on a plane, now my name is Craig

Now my name is Craig (My name is Craig)

[Bridge]

I'm gonna kill everyone who knows what I did

My name is Craig

I'm gonna bury the bodies in a public park

My name is Craig

I'm gonna work on a dock in the south of France

My name is Craig

I'm gonna be on the run 'til I die

My name is Craig

Be on the run 'til I die

[Outro]

I liked an Instagram post