90 degrees in my shades

i'll be there if you want me

exactly where you said i’d be

in the easy chair

in front of the tv

i don’t care what i see

the au pair on the bed settee

with her teddy bear

and a cup of tea

i swear she’s out of her tree

the way she stares right out at me

i can’t leave i lost my key

i can’t breathe somebody help me

visiting the bathroom

that’s my format

living in a vacuum

keeps me warm at

90 degrees in my shades

90 degrees in my shades

surprise surprise that monotone phrase

idealise this monochrome haze

i realise these idle days

that come disguised as powder blue rays

hypnotised i only gaze

i cannot rise i can’t be phased

square eyes are the latest craze

double size double glazed

i’m stuck in a groove i’ll never be free

i can’t move somebody help me

boy in the backroom that’s my handle

living in a vacuum that’s my angle

90 degrees in my shades

90 degrees In my shades

invisible voice now don’t forget

you have no choice turn off your set

please mr voice not yet

white noise of a dying pet

any boy’s heart would regret

not one spark that i can see

i’m in the dark somebody help me

visiting the bathroom

that’s my format

Living in a vacuum

Keeps me warm at

90 degrees in my shades

90 degrees in my shades