Alabama (Skit)

[Jake Hill]

We got to pull over man I got to stretch my legs this shit is killing me

So this is Alabama. I don't see how anybody can live here really I'm sorry I just don't understand

[Alabamian]

Is that Jake Hill? I knew it that's Josh A and Jake Hill

[Jake Hill]during

Oh God

[Alabamian]

I knowed it. I seen your bus and I looked to my son I sad "there ain't no way Jake Hill and Josh A in front of us."  We are big fans. Let me tell you what, you have no IDea. How big fans. What that, what, my, our favorite song man, what's that, how does it go? ah. I'm not suicidal I don't want fu die. Just wanna beble cla What's that, what's that called?

[Jake Hill]

Ya, ya, ya suicidal thought

[Alabamian]during

I..I..I knew it

[Alabamian]

Let me tell you what you boys are doing big things. I now listen I hope this ain't a too much to ask but uh... could you sign my wife's... tits

[Jake Hill]

Uh... uh... josh?

[Alabamian]

Please

[Josh A]

Fucking hell ya dude

[Alabamian]

That is what I'm talking about let me get my wife she in the car. aye Lib come here! I, I'll be right back boys

[Jake Hill]

Ahh, Okay

Josh why the fuck did you say yes

[Josh A]

You telling me you don't want to see a tiddy man?

[Jake Hill]

Yo we got to get out of here man, we we we, got to go

[Josh A]during

But i... i...  i want to see a fucking tiddy dude

[Jake Hill]

I, ah no. Let's just go now we'll go to the next gas station I don't know where, well we'll find one

[Alabamian]

Here they are Linda

[Jake Hill]during

Ah fuck

[Alabamian]

Hey, boys, we are ready

[Linda]

Oh my god, Jake Hill, and Josh A it is a honor

[Jake Hill]during

Hiii

[Linda]

I know my husband told me that you alls were going to do something for me and I know you might be a little uncomfortable. But as they say in the south

Hue hue

[Jake Hill]

Uh I don't know what they say in the

[Linda]during

Oh anyway here is my tits

[Jake Hill]

Oh what the fuck not right here

[Linda]during

What. on come on, please. Nah sign my tits

[Jake Hill]

I'm sorry we got to go I I, we deeply apologize. I'm sorry we got to get the fuck out of here

[Alabamian]during

Boys, you better get your ass back here right now. you boys better not drive off goddammit. Get the fuck back here you little pussies

[Jake Hill]

Get in the car

Get in the car

Go Go Go Go Go