Three Little Pigs

[Intro]

You know you supposed to be sleep, right?

And you gettin' too old for these bedtime stories too

But aight, I'ma read you a story

But you gotta make a deal with me though

After I read you this, you goin' to bed

That's the deal, alright

So this story right here is called "The Three Little Pigs"

[Verse]

So there were three little pigs, they was all grown up

And they were drinkin' some hot coffee, and eatin' donuts

It was a beautiful sunny day, some real perfect weather

And the pigs was dressed the same 'cause they all worked together

And their job ain't really easy, and they work is kinda scary

So they all got water guns, that's they favorite thing to carry

And they'll squirt you more than once if they think it's necessary

But we'll talk about that later, let's get back to the story

Deep inside the forest was a family of wolves in a pack

Even though they had sharp teeth and they were black

Ain't really mean that they'll attack, just means that they were trapped

Because the color of they fur made some believe that they was bad, now

I know that sounds sad, but ain't nodody care 'cause

The problem with the wolves is they were never treated fair and

No matter where they go, only one thing is clear

That as long as you're a wolf, the pigs gon' be scared so

The forest and the town were separated

And if the wolves wanted to come around, they hesitated

'Cause they knew they wasn't welcome there, so every they roamed

They always said a prayer in hopes that they could make it home

The night was gettin' cold and all the food was runnin' low

And then right here is a picture of some pots on the stove

Some empty cabinets, some old bread with the mold (Let me flip the page real quick)

Then one of the wolves said they gon' drive up to the store

And so he hopped inside his car, and before he cranked the key

He put his seatbelt on and buckled up to be as safe can be

Followed every traffic rule on the way from A to Z

And then he went to— man, let me— let me skip to the good part

So after he bought some groceries and he was done for good

And he put the food inside his trunk as fast as he could

Then he started drivin' perfectly and headed towards the woods

Until he seen the pigs' car and knew this probably wasn't good

The pigs on the prowl

Started speedin' up and yellin' loud, "Pull over right now

Turn the car off and throw the keys on the ground

And step out, and get on your knees and don't even make a sound"

The wolf said, "Wow" (Wow), "how is this allowed?

I got my license, registration, why you tryna take me down?"

And he was real scared 'cause he knew what the pigs about

So he refused to get out and started speedin' to his house

Then he pulled up, hopped out, almost fell down

But ran inside the front door, that's when he locked the pigs out

Then the pigs screamed loud, "Get up out this house now

Or I'ma huff, I'm puff, I'ma blow this house down" (Down)

And now they got the house surrounded

Pointin' all their water guns, 'bout to shoot some water rounds

Kicked the door down and all they heard was water sounds

That's what happens when the pigs fear you

So here's the moral of the story with a clear view

No matter who you with or where you're at, or where to

There's always gon' be three little pigs livin' near you

[Outro]

Good night, buddy