Electrickery*

[Verse 1: Just Jack]

I've been meaning to call you

But the rest of my life gets in the way

I can tell by your silence

That you feel you may have been betrayed

But the truth couldn't be

Further from what you expect

All this technology

Still can't make people connect (no)

Two yogurt pots and a piece of string

I need two yogurt pots and a piece of string

Two yogurt pots and a piece of string

I pretty much do almost anything

For two yogurt pots and a piece of string

I need two yogurt pots and a piece of string

For two yogurt pots and a piece of string

I pretty much do almost anything

(Two yogurt pots and a piece of string)

(I need two yogurt pots and a piece of string)

(Two yogurt pots and a piece of string)

(I pretty much do almost anything)

[Verse 2: Just Jack]

We've been logging on to

'foolishbride.com'

Can't see, 'cause we're so deep in it

Hard feelings getting harder by the minute

We used to talk with words

And face embarrassment like men

Now we clickity-click the little verbs

And press the green button to send (yeah, yeah)

Two yogurt pots and a piece of string (yeah, yeah)

I need two yogurt pots and a piece of string (yeah, yeah)

For two yogurt pots and a piece of string (yeah, yeah)

I pretty much do almost anything (yeah, yeah)

For two yogurt pots and a piece of string (yeah, yeah)

I need two yogurt pots and a piece of string (yeah, yeah)

For two yogurt pots and a piece of string

I pretty much do almost anything

[Verse 3: Just Jack]

I've been meaning to call you

But the rest of my life gets in the way

And I know if I get through

There won't be many nice things to say (say, say, say, say, say)

Electrickery, (I really wanna talk to you) it's all electrickery

Electrickery, it's all electrickery

Electrickery, it's all electrickery (I really wanna talk to you)

Electrickery, it's all electrickery (I really wanna talk to you)

Electrickery, it's all electrickery (I really wanna)

Electrickery, it's all electrickery (I really wanna)

Electrickery, it's all electrickery (I really wanna)

Electrickery, it's all electrickery