Get Rich Or Drunk Trying

My truck's wore out

Just like me

My boss man is an sob

My ship ain't came in

And don't look like it's gonna

When you're broke this bad

Man, all signs point

To that ladies' night at that high-browed joint

It'd sure be nice to meet me a, a sugar mama

I'm gonna get rich before last call

To hell with that playing that Powerball

Find me a CEO

That's rolling in the dough

And keep her smiling

I'll be a Martini drinker

Get wrapped 'round her finger

Whatever she wants just as long as she's buying

I'm gonna get rich or gonna get drunk trying

Yeah, I wanna give somebody my last name

Who wants to spoil an old boy talking make it rain

Boots and boats and a brand-new truck

I'm on my way and, man, with any luck

I'm gonna get rich before last call

To hell with that playing that Powerball

Find me a CEO

That's rolling in the dough

And keep her smiling

I'll be a Martini drinker

Get wrapped 'round her finger

Whatever she wants just as long as she's buying

I'm gonna get rich or gonna get drunk trying

Yeah, I might wake up tomorrow morning

Owning half a Lexus

Or nothing but hungover

And a mouth dry as West Texas

I'm gonna get rich before last call

To hell with that playing that Powerball

Find me a CEO

That's rolling in the dough

And keep her smiling

I'll be a Martini drinker

Get wrapped 'round her finger

Whatever she wants just as long as she's buying

I'm gonna get rich or gonna get drunk trying

Gonna get rich or get drunk trying