The Worst

They got iPads, iPhones, channels on the TV, ain't got commercials
And those bikes they got for Christmas got more gears than a Peterbilt truck
I used to hunt cold morning's wearing Walmart waffle thermals
These kids are wearin' camo now that runs six hundred bucks
Now we ain't got it all, but we've been blessed
And we've worked hard so they can have the best
But I learned from the worst

Push mower how to make a little cash
The worst butt whoopin' that'll teach a boy fast
That you better be happy with what you have
Even if all you have is the worst
Little house at the end of the road
Thought I was doin' better, now I don't know
Maybe havin' the best ain't how life's supposed to work
'Cause I learned from the worst

A part of me wants their first car to be some old rust bucket
They need to know ain't nothing broke, just elbow grease until it runs
I hope their first hangover runs them over
Like a middle linebacker with a lowered shoulder
So they learn to take it easy, it works, believe me
I learned from the worst

Push mower how to make a little cash
The worst butt whoopin' that'll teach a boy fast
That you better be happy with what you have
Even if all you have is the worst
Little house at the end of the road
Thought I was doin' better, now I don't know
Maybe havin' the best ain't how life's supposed to work
'Cause I learned from the worst

The finer things, the nicest cleats
Be alright if they don't have them
'Cause, hey, I mean I'm okay
What's the worst thing that can happen?
I learned from the worst

Push mower how to make a little cash
The worst butt whoopin' that'll teach a boy fast
That you better be happy with what you have
Even if all you have is the worst
Little house at the end of the road
Thought I was doin' better, now I don't know
Maybe havin' the best ain't how life's supposed to work
'Cause I learned from the worst

I learned from the worst
I learned from the worst