Skit #4

Broke, broke, broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
Broke, broke, broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
Broke, broke broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
Broke, broke, broke phi—

"I've called this private meeting today
Because there is an imposter among us
There is an imposter among us
This brother, right here has been out making beats on the side
Yes, he has
Pretending he's broke, walking amongst us
This brother has been eating every day
Can you believe that? Eating every day!
Pretending he's with us, he's not one of us
I did not want to believe this
But I walked into the brother Kanye's closet
And I found new shoes!
I found new shoes!
Kanye, would you like to step forward and explain these new shoes?!"

"I was—, you crazy, I wasn't, I didn't, um, I was just, um, I was—"
"No, you speak up, brother!"
"I was gon' stick—, I'm tryin to stick to my roots and—"
"What?"
"I wanna stick to my roots, and—"
"What?! You march your new shoes out of here, Kanye
Don't you ever come back in 'em
Don't you ever come back smellin' all good
Taking showers and shit like that, all right?
We don't appreciate that down here at Broke Phi Broke
What's next?"