Not My Problem

[Verse 1]

He left me for that other girl

Oh yeah, he left his T-shirt too

That vintage baseball jersey from Bowie's tour in '72 (bummer)

And my best friend got a boyfriend and she finished for ten months

And now they're over so she's calling and expects me to pick up (uh-uh)

I wish that I could help them, I'm so sorry for their pain

(Boo hoo, good luck with that)

[Chorus]

Not my problem, not my problem

What a twist of fate, they would have to wait

Not my problem, they just talk and talk and talk (blah, blah, blah)

La, da, da, da, da, not my problem

[Verse 2]

My brother used to rat me out, sit back and watch the fight

Now he wants me to be his alibi for where he was last Friday night (yeah, right)

And my guitar player came begging for my 57 strat (I love it when they beg)

To impress this girl, but the last guitar I lent him, he never gave it back(Haha, keep on begging)

I wish that I can help them

But there's only so much time (you do the math)

[Chorus]

Not my problem, not my problem

What a twist of fate, they would have to wait

Not my problem, they just talk and talk and talk (blah, blah, blah, blah)

[Bridge]

I don't mean to seem vicious

I don't wanna come off heartless

Callous, get this, they treat me like a doormat

I won't take that anymore (guess it's time they read the manual)

[Chorus]

Not my problem, not my problem

They can save their breath and save themselves instead

Not my problem, it may not be PC, but it works for me

Not my problem, not my problem

What would they do if they were me?

Well, that could never be

Not my problem (not my problem)

They just talk and talk and talk (blah, blah, blah)

La, da, da, da, da, not my problem