Shelf Warmer

If you wanna
Spring the connection
Loping past my own home (don't hesitate)
I'm slidin' round the gifts (don't hesitate)
You gave me
What does it mean?
Are you secretly mean? (Is this a betrayal?)
It's got all
The right stuffs
No fluff

You must love me
But you don't know me
You don't know me

Did you get it at the gift shop?
Did you get it at the gift shop?
At the gift shop?
It's a shelf-warmer
Warmly given (shelf-warmer, shelf-warmer)

Just give me a light
Or a handshake
Don't change a thing
Make it smooth and shine anew

That's what you want
Not what I want (believe me)
It's for you (should I close my eyes?)
Does it soothe your soul?
Pet me on the inside

Gift shop gift
Put a bow on it (is it a surprise?)
Carry it on your own (it's not heavy)
Unwrap it for me
Release me from it
Roll me in the paper

That's what you want
That's not what I want
That's not what you want
That's what you want (that's what you want)
It's not what I want
Return policy
Return policy
Gift receipt
Gift receipt

(Gimme your hand) just kiss me
(Put it here) kiss me
Kiss me
Kiss me

Slide around your gifts
It's so big
It's so bright
It's so blue