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Kontrollverlust – Happy Holidays, You Bastard (2021) | Track profile | Dork

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Merry Christmas Everyone
Happy Holidays, You Bastard

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Kontrollverlust

Happy Holidays, You Bastard

Release date: 15th December 2021

From Merry Christmas Everyone

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About This Track

"Happy Holidays, You Bastard" is a track by Kontrollverlust, from the album Merry Christmas Everyone, released 15th December 2021. Full lyrics are available below.

Lyrics

Happy Holidays, You Bastard

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents

And I hate, hate, hate your guts

I hate, hate, hate your guts

And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off

I'll never talk to you again

Unless your mom will touch my cock

I'll never talk to you again

Ejaculate into a sock

I'll never talk to you again

I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs

And he shit shit shits his pants

He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants

And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off

I'll nеver talk to you again

Unless your mom will touch my cock

I'll nevеr talk to you again

Ejaculate into a sock

I'll never talk to you again

I'll never talk to you again

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Track details

From Merry Christmas Everyone

2021

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Merry Christmas Everyone

Kontrollverlust

Release year

2021

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—Happy Holidays, You Bastard

Nadel und Faden

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

Daydream Believer (Pop-Punk Version)

The Best (Pop-Punk Version)

Fröhliche Weihnacht überall

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Pokémon TV-Theme (German Rock Version)

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Kontrollverlust — Fröhliche Weihnacht überall

Kontrollverlust — Käpt'n Balu und seine tollkühne Crew (PopPunk Version)

Kontrollverlust — Dammit

Kontrollverlust — Umbrella

Kontrollverlust — Never Gonna Give You Up

Kontrollverlust — Es schneit

Kontrollverlust — Skandal im Sperrbezirk

Kontrollverlust — Roller

Kontrollverlust — Ily (I love you baby) [Rock-Version]

Kontrollverlust — Darkwing Duck Intro Song (TV-Theme)

Kontrollverlust — Chip und Chap Intro Song (TV-Theme)

Kontrollverlust — Walking on Sunshine

Kontrollverlust — When You Say Nothing at All

Kontrollverlust — First Date

Kontrollverlust — Pokémon TV-Theme (German Rock Version)

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Kontrollverlust — Call Me Maybe

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Kontrollverlust — Don't Stop Believin'

Kontrollverlust — Merry X-Mas Everybody

Kontrollverlust — Let it be

Kontrollverlust — Irgendwie, Irgendwo, Irgendwann

Kontrollverlust — The Kids Aren't Alright

Kontrollverlust — Mr. Brightside

Kontrollverlust — I Knew You Were Trouble

Kontrollverlust — Zombie

Kontrollverlust — Use Somebody

Kontrollverlust — My Heart Will Go On

Boss of Me
Call Me Maybe
Chip und Chap Intro Song (TV-Theme)
Darkwing Duck Intro Song (TV-Theme)
Daydream Believer (Pop-Punk Version)
Don't Stop Believin'
Es schneit
Fröhliche Weihnacht überall
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
Herz an Herz

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