Whatever

What a night, what a joke
My best late plans, up in smoke
Now I'm stranded soaked, phoneless, broke
Whatever
Hurt a friend, caused a mess, destroyed my shoes, tore my dress
Was it all my fault? No, well, yes
Whatever
And I'm completely not okay
Anyway, tell me why though I
Try and try, everything's wrong
Do I expect too much? Well fine, whatever
I still feel life could be ideal, feel it so strong
Why won't the world just go along
Tai's been played, I've been burned, a months of work, overturned
As for high school boy's, lesson learned
Whatever
She'll be crushes once she knows, despite the fact Elton blows
Which I should have known, I suppose, whatever
If I screwed up, well who's to say?
I did my part, so why can't they?
Anyway, tell me why though I
Try and try nothing's gone right
Maybe I push too hard, well fine, whatever
I don't see why it all can't be sweetness and light
I was so close, yet so not quite
Has fate turned against me? No one's on my side
My hopes have been denied, I'm more than mortified
Still, Josh did defend me. That was a surprise
He didn't criticise, just saw me with clear eyes
Unlike most other guys in this town
At least he won't let me down
I know how all these scenes should play
And yet the actors won't obey
Anyway
Tell me why though I, try and try stars won't align
It would be so way cool, but hey, whatever
Wish i knew why they won't just do as I design
What could it be? Maybe it's me?
Bet Josh would agree, whatever, fine
So for real, here's the deal, I will swallow my pride
And I'll simply decide to do everything better
I'll find Tai a new guy, and no loser's need apply
She'll be happy, I don't care what it takes
And I'll stand in command with a smile on my face
Looking chill, dressed to kill, not a hair out of place
And declare, with an air of impeccable grace
Clear the way, no delay, Cher is back in the case
'Till everything is perfect, everything's top ten
Everything completely smack on track again
Everything exactly how I want and then
I'll be the girl I'm meant to be
All selfless fabulosity, and prove to Josh conclusively
He couldn't be more wrong 'bout me
'Cause everything is, everything is
Perfect!