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Kwite

cracker!

Release date: 24th March 2022

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"cracker!" is a single by Kwite, released 24th March 2022. Full lyrics are available below.

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cracker!

Yeah, yeah, yeah
I think, um, cancel culture went too far
Back when they crucified Jesus
That was really messed up
Um, yeah, yeah, yeah

Bands on top of bands like I'm on Twitch sayin' cracker!
I push a lotta P, it's 'cause I got a tiny bladder (sss)
I'm sippin' somethin' green that I spiked like a Cacturne
I'm using this title scheme, you can have it after (err)

I'd leave my first kid, I want them to be a bastard (JK)
But why would I have sex when all my tweets already bangers?
Legal contracts are just like my Twitch chattеrs
I don't know what they're sayin', Apartiperdact Scavеrn (hah?)

I've been gettin' more top than the Mad Hatter (err)
Stupid shit come out my mouth, I think ass backwards
The world's more fucked than the way I say Nevada
The government's been getting run worse than Java (ough)

I'm tryna get held by someone with a bigger stature
If you use Pinterest your opinion doesn't matter (really)
My stench like Legos on the ground, make 'em scatter
I mean everyone I love does, I think I see a pattern (ouch)

I'm a young hoodie chillin' on a coat hanger (hangin')
When we fuckin' I'm gettin' used like a scabbard
Lights in my computer look like Crystal Cavern
Whip with the period interior, that blood splatter

Pistol with the horse cock call it Enumclaw, hah
Foreskin's sawed off, suck it 'til my jaws locked
His tip in the back of my head like a top knot
Vise grip his dick, I'm clamping like a Crawdaunt

There's always someone new who gets me called a knock off
Twitter's really bad for me, I should prolly log off
I'm always saying spit take shit, you gotta pause on
There's ants crawling in your skin, you should really claw it off

Poo nice and healthy lookin' like the Biolizard (zard!)
Drinkin' too much, making fat out of my liver (problems)
I know you hate my vids, and I would make 'em better
But I'm busy tryna fuck an alternate, let me Kister!

Gotta clean my cum out the sink like blinkers
Whole lotta plans to ink out like a printer (ink!)
I look weird as hell every time I'm takin' pictures
I'm a hatin' motherfucker, man, I love being bitter

I'm a young hoodie chillin' on a coat hanger (hangin')
When we fuckin' I'm gettin' used like a scabbard
Lights in my computer look like Crystal Cavern
Whip with the period interior, that blood splatter

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