Diet Pill

[Verse 1]

My diet pill is wearing off

My diet pill is wearing off

[Chorus]

'Cause Victor's in the bed

Sewn in the sheets with thread

The twins are in the car

The frying pan is red

[Verse 2]

Calgon can't take me away

No, Calgon can't take me away

From the things I did today

[Chorus]

'Cause Victor's in the bed

Sewn in the sheets with thread

The twins are in the car

The frying pan is red

[Bridge]

And I'm outta here

I'm so outta here

I'm outta here

[Verse 3]

I think the swelling is going down

I said, I think that the swelling is going down

Two hundred dollars to leave this town

[Chorus]

'Cause Victor's in the bed

Sewn to the sheets with thread

The twins are in the car

The frying pan is red

[Outro]

And I'm outta here

I'm so outta here

I'm outta here

[Guitar Solo]