Streamline PRESENTS
A Serial Pictures FIX
TELEPHONE
STARRING Lady Gaga & Beyoncé
AND Tyrese Gibson
COUNTY JAIL, FEBRUARY 11, 2010 PRISON FOR BITCHES
Jail Guard: Ooh, in-comin'.
Prisoner #1: We are gonna make you swim out of here in your own blood, bitch.
Lady Gaga: Hello, baby.
Prisoner #2: Come over here, bitch. Let's get some pussy, yo bitch.
Prisoner #3: ??
Prisoner #4: Oh little mama, ay mami.
Police #1: I told you she didn't have a dick.
Police #2: Too bad.
Speaker: Lady Gaga, you've got a call.
Prisoner #5: You ain't got nothing.
Prisoner #6: What's up, girl?
Prisoner #7: Bitch.
Prisoner #8: Go girl, get that bitch.
Prisoner #9: Get her.
Prisoner #10: Whooo.
Speakеr: Beyoncé on the line for Gaga.
Guard #1: I'ts your lucky day, somе idiot bailed you out.
Guard #2: You'll be back, honey.
Beyoncé: You've been a very bad girl. A very very bad bad girl, Gaga.
Lady Gaga: Mmh, honey-B.
Lady Gaga: Are you sure you want to do this, honey-B?
Beyoncé: What do you mean if I'm sure?
Lady Gaga: You know what they say, once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger.
Beyoncé: You know Gaga, trust is like a mirror. You can fix it if it's broke.
Lady Gaga: But you can still see the crack in that motherfuckers reflection.
Radio: This is radio K-U-K, this is Lady Gaga featuring Beyoncé in "Telephone".
Beyoncé: HI HONEY.
Tyrese Gibson: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, B#?/7&?
Tyrese Gibson: WHAT THE F**K IS YOUR PROBLEM?
POISON
SMACK!
Customer: ワンピース! (One piece!)
POISON TV
COOK'N'KILL
RECIPES
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• 1 oz. Rat PoiSon
• 1/2 oz. Meta-cyanide
• 1/2 oz. Fex-M3
• 1 cup Tiberium
Shake and Stir
GOOD LUCK!
Beyoncé: I knew you would take all the honey, you selfish motherfucker.
EIN...
ZWEI...
DREI!
Reporter: Here at the scene of the crime appears to be a mass homicide, police are on the search for two women said to be fleeing the scene of the crime in Pussy Wagon.
Lady Gaga: We did it honey-B. Now let's go far far away from here.
Beyoncé: You promise we will never come back?
Lady Gaga: I promise.
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