The Friendship Song

You and me

Are two in the same

We both push until it breaks

And if it's gonna cave, we're gonna give it

All of  our weight

No, we don't need no defense

Spoken out on our behalf

If we're reprehensible

Then we like it like that

No, I don't have many friends

I only ever seem to fuck over them

You're not like the rest of them

You accept me for who I am

And I don't judge you for it, and that's what friendship is

You and me

We'd make a great team

In an apocalypse scenario

Gotta know when to lead

Gotta know when to lay back and follow

I know you wouldn't hesitate

To eat an arm, to save a leg

You're a survivor like me

And Goddammit I like that

No, I don't have many friends

I only ever seem to fuck over them

You're not like the rest of them

You accept me for who I am

And I don't judge you for it, and that's what friendship is

You and me

Can be hard to take

We got alligator mouths and humming bird wings

See ourselves out

Always find a way back in

All alone it's not the same

But together we've got a really good thing

Let's try not to fuck it up

I'll always meet you halfway

No, I don't have many friends

I only ever seem to fuck over them

You're not like the rest of them

You accept me for who I am

Please forgive me for who I am

And I won't judge you for it, and that's what friendship is

And I don't judge you for it and that's what friendship is