This Is Not A Breakup Song

[Verse 1]

Met you out on a random Friday

Bought me a drink, said you really liked me

Swear to God I could be your wifey

In a white dress, princess, you're so obsessed

Second date, we went back to your place (Ah-ah)

Had some fun, but you get to third base (Ah-ah)

Said you want me in all the worst ways

Right here, right now, had you like "Wow"

[Pre-Chorus]

And I guess that’s all bullshit 'cause you disappeared

But I dodged a bullet 'cause you’re fucking weird

[Chorus]

This is not a breakup song

Just three bad weeks then you were gone

But you fucked me up and led me on

This is not a breakup song

This is not a cry for help

I'll just delete your number, go to Hell

I was never yours, thank fucking God

This is not a breakup song

[Verse 2]

Thank God that I didn't date you (Ah-ah)

Mom would cry and my dad would hate you (Ah-ah)

Your new girl doesn't have a damn clue

The night you met her I was coming over

[Pre-Chorus]

I guess it's all bullshit and yeah, I got hurt

But I dodged a bullet 'cause you're the fucking worst

[Chorus]

This is not a breakup song

Just three bad weeks then you were gone

But you fucked me up and led me on

This is not a breakup song

This is not a cry for help

I'll just delete your number, go to Hell

I was never yours, thank fucking God

This is not a breakup song

[Bridge]

No-oh-oh-oh (This is not a breakup song)

Oh-oh-oh-oh

Na-na-na-na, never my boyfriend

Na-na-na-na, still so annoying

Na-na-na-na, never my boyfriend

Thank fucking God

[Chorus]

This is not a breakup song

Just three bad weeks then you were gone

But you fucked me up and led me on

This is not a breakup song

This is not a cry for help

I’ll just delete your number, go to Hell

I was never yours, thank fucking God

This is not a breakup song