Unhappy Ever After

[Verse 1]

Somebody said, a friend of a friend

That you got a new girl

So I went and checked on the Internet

And it fucked my whole world

Up late, now I'm thinking about you

Yeah, I know that I got no right to

But somebody said you're happy again

And I fucking hate it

[Pre-Chorus]

You're Prince Charming, perfect ending

But just not for me

[Chorus]

I really wish I could wish you well but I kinda wish you would go to hell

You've been smiling since the day you met her

Your stupid face just makes me bitter

I really wish I could let this be

But it fuckin' hurts 'cause she's prettier than me

I'm praying for disaster, for your unhappy ever after

[Verse 2]

Second of May, it was her birthday

You were throwing a party

So I called the cops 'cause I was pissed off

And I'm not even sorry

I know that it's petty and shameful

Never said that I was an angel

I want you to feel the way that I feel

'Cause I fucking hate it

[Chorus]

I really wish I could wish you well but I kinda wish you would go to hell

You've been smiling since the day you met her

Your stupid face just makes me bitter

I really wish I could let this be

But it fuckin' hurts 'cause she's prettier than me

I'm praying for disaster, for your unhappy ever after

[Post-Chorus]

Hope you live unhappily ever after

Hope you live unhappily ever after

[Pre-Chorus]

You're Prince Charming, fuck your ending

Why do you get to be happy?

[Chorus]

I really wish I could wish you well but I kinda wish you would go to hell

You've been smiling since the day you met her

Your stupid face just makes me bitter

I really wish I could let this be

But it fuckin' hurts 'cause she's prettier than me

I'm praying for disaster, for your unhappy ever after

[Post-Chorus]

Hope you live unhappily ever after

Hope you live unhappily ever after