Roshi Said

1.

Roshi said:

Jikan san, there's something I want you to

know

yes, Roshi

you are the worst student I've ever had

2.

I disappeared for ten years.

When I came back to Los Angeles

Roshi invited me for dinner.

After dinner Roshi wanted to see me

alone.

Roshi said:

When you left half of me died.

I said:

I don't believe you.

Roshi said:

Good answer.

3.

During Roshi's sex scandal (he was 105)

my association with Roshi

was often mentioned in the newspaper

reports.

Roshi said:

I give you lots of trouble.

I said:

Yes, Roshi, you give me

lots of trouble.

Roshi said:

I should die.

I said:

It won't help.

Roshi didn't laugh.