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Less Than Jake – Channel 12 (Oscar Mayer Weiner) (2010) | Track profile | Dork

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Less Than Jake
TV/EP
Channel 12 (Oscar Mayer Weiner)

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Channel 12 (Oscar Mayer Weiner)

Release date: 2010

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About This Track

"Channel 12 (Oscar Mayer Weiner)" is a track by Less Than Jake, from the album TV/EP, released 2010. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Less Than Jake

Less Than Jake

Lyrics

Channel 12 (Oscar Mayer Weiner)

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner

That is what I'd truly love to be

For if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner

Everyone would be in love with me

Oh I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer weiner

That is what I'd never want to be

For if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner

There would be nothing left of me

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Track details

From TV/EP

2010

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Album

Release year

2010

—Channel 1 (iCarly Theme Song)
—Channel 11 (That 70s Show)
—Channel 10 (SpongeBob SquarePants)
—Channel 7 (Pac-Man Cereal)
—Channel 5 (Diff'rent Strokes)
—Channel 9 (Kit-Kat Jingle)
—Channel 13 (Married... with Children)
—Channel 12 (Oscar Mayer Weiner)
—Channel 14 (Toys R Us Jingle)
—Channel 16 (FreeCreditReport.com)
—Channel 2 (Hungry Hungry Hippos)
—Channel 6 (Malcolm in The Middle)
—Channel 3 (Animaniacs)
—Channel 15 (Laverne & Shirley)
—Channel 4 (Big Mac Jingle)
—Channel 8 (Scooby Doo, Where Are You)

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