Channel 16 (FreeCreditReport.com)

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants

So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?

It's all because some hacker stole my identity

Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea

Should've gone to FreeCreditReport.com (Yee-haw)

I could've seen this comin at me like an atom bomb

They monitor your credit and send you email alerts

So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts