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Lifeguards – Shorter Virgins (2003) | Track profile | Dork

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Mist King Urth
Shorter Virgins

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Shorter Virgins

Release date: 25th March 2003

From Mist King Urth

Alternative Music

About This Track

"Shorter Virgins" is a track by Lifeguards, from the album Mist King Urth, released 25th March 2003. Full lyrics are available below.

Lyrics

Shorter Virgins

I'm twenty-four feet away

I hid behind a lamp

They walk into walls

And pretend it never happened

The price is unreal

To the lurking spines

On animal planet

To the shorter virgins

Of speak and spell

And dumb looks good

In man's man's paradise

Follow the bite marks

Do you like something nice?

Follow the bite marks

Do you like something nice?

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Track details

From Mist King Urth

2003

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25th February 2003

Release year

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