Freaky Friday

Lil Dicky, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
(Mustard on the beat, ho)

I woke up Chris Breezy (Breezy)
Oh, my God, I'm the man (oh, shit)
I'm so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa, shit)
There's tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)
I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)
I told him I'm his biggest fan, yeah (yeah)
Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do, hold up)
Holy shit, I got a kid (oh)

Oh, I can sing so well
Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait, for real?)
Wait, can I really say the n-word?

What up, my nigga? (woo)
What up, my nigga?
Big ups, my nigga
We up, my nigga
You pussy-ass, nigga
Man, fuck y'all niggas
'Cause I'm that nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm that nigga

I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh, yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can't believe that it's freaky Friday
Yeah, it's freaky Friday
I'm in Chris Brown's body
I drive his Ferrari and I'm light-skinned black

(Ring ring, what the fuck?)
I woke up, and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky)
(Ugh, what the fuck?)
This shit is real weak
How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?
Walking down the street and ain't nobody know my name (whoa)
Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)
Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm black or my controversial past

I'ma go and see a movie and relax (whoo, let's go)
Ay, I'm a Blood, but I can finally wear blue (cool)
Why's his momma calling all the time?
Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
Wait, if I'm in Dicky's body, Breezy is who?
Hope my daughter's in school
Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
What would I do?

I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh, yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can't believe that it's freaky Friday
Yeah, it's freaky Friday
I'm in Chris Brown's body
I look at my soft dick with delight, it's my dream dick

If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?
I'm tryna find myself like an introspective monk (forever)
I'm balling on the court, oh, my God, I can dunk
Snap a flick of my junk
My dick is trending on Twitter, fuck

Now I'm at the club, I talked my way into getting in (ayy)
I look up in the VIP, my goodness, there I am (ayy)
I signal to him to let me in, but he won't let me in
I don't know who that is
Wait, who the fuck he think he is? (Ayy)

Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (whoo)
Walked up to that motherfucker
Wait, think it through for a sec'
If you hurting me, then you only hurting yourself
But wait, I love myself
That was the key, now we're switching back

I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh, yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can't believe that it's freaky Friday

Wait, what the fuck?
And now, I'm in Ed Sheeran's body
It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was

What the fuck again?
I'm DJ Khaled!
Why am I yellin'?

Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
I got a vagina
I'm gonna explore that right now (whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo)
Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh)
I'm gonna learn
I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman