A Very Grim Christmas (Intro)

[Intro: Lil Revive & Christmas Carolers]

Well, it's that time of the year again

Where everybody is filled with joy and happiness

It's disgusting, I might- Oh, God who's knocking on my door at this hour?

What do you want?

Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh

What the fuck? Christmas carolers?

O'er the fields we go, laughing all the way

Shut up! Shut the fuck up!

Bells on bobtail's ring- oh, my God!

[Outro]

They really gotta make some better Christmas music