American

[Intro]

How y'all doin there folks?

My name is Aberdeen Washington

And I'm a proud American

And a terrorist fighter

That's right

Hey gimme another beer bitch!

[Hook]

Now when the day Bin Laden comes to town

I'mma drop a duece

Wipe it up with his towel

Mow my lawn, sit on the couch

Imma watch some football

I pray to the Lord the Cowboys win

And beat the hell outta them damn Redskins

Call up the boys

Get drunk as shit

God damn right I'm an American

[Verse 1]

That's right

I'm American

Got a picture of Reagan above my fire

Next to the deer I shot with my rifle

NRA hell yeah I support 'em

No pro choice

No abortion

Mexicans, send 'em back over the border

Ride on home to Samoa

Or wherever they come from

They're takin' our jobs

Eatin' our hamburgers

Takin' our jobs

They takin' our jobs!

I see them in the field

I'm takin' their head off

I hate my job

And I hate my boss

But I love my country

[Bridge]

And I pray to God

That the Cowboys win

Fuck yeah Romo!

And the Cowboys win

That's right, that's right, that's right

C'mon, everybody

Just clap your hands

If you love our country

If you love our land

That's right

And if you're not clapping your hands

You're a terrorist

And you eat sand (sandwiches)

[Hook]

The day Bin Laden comes to town

I'mma drop a deuce

Wipe my poop with his towel

Mow my lawn

Sit on the couch

And I'mma watch some football

And I pray to the lord the Cowboys win

And beat the hell outta them damn Redskins

Call up the boys

Get drunk as shit

God damn right I'm American

[Verse 2]

I'm Ameri-fuckin-can

And John McCain and Sarah Palin

I know you lost out there

It was a tough one

But you're still two mavericks in my book

Don't worry about it

And listen Palin

I heard you like beer, me too

I don't have a 6 pack

But I got a beer bong in my pants

What do ya' say we go get shit faced

In a helicopter and kill a moose

America, the chosen, guns, explosions, McDonald's, bowling

You don't like it? We exploit you!

Pop a pill, get a boner!

Hell yeah

Tony Romo

Man that guy is so damn cute

I wanna sack his boner

And ride him broke back

All the way to Wyoming

No homo, sike!

Hey I said no homo

Fuck terrorists!

I mean like, I don't wanna fuck a terrorist

Guys I'm kidding!

I like Romo

I don't "like" Romo

I said, "Fuck terrorists"

Not, "I wanna fuck a terrorist"

You wouldn't? if you caught Bin Laden

You wouldn't give him one in the butt?

For America?

If you said "no homo" right after you did it?

It doesn't count if it's terrorists

[Bridge]

Hey little Aberdeen

Come in here

Yeah?

Hey come sing the national family anthem

Come on

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Hey hey!

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Hey hey!

[Outro]

That's right

I'm an American citizen

Aberdeen Washington

This is my country

And just because Barack Obama

Won the presidential election

Does not mean that half the country

Doesn't feel the same way I do

Man I came to America (yeah)

And I live in America (c'mon)

And I live in America

I do too dad

Lemme get em

And I live in America

Dad and I live in America

Shut up!

Little Aberdeen shut the fuck up!

My bad

Lemme tell 'em

That's right

I'm American