Bush Song

[Intro]

Hello Americans

My name is George Bush, and I'm going to do a rap for ya'll

Check it out

[Verse 1]

Bitch I'm from Texas

We're homophobic and sexist

And if these Mexicans keep coming in I'm 'a dismember 'em

You don't see me in El Paso, selling their tacos

Shit in my el baño, I'll cut off your asshole

Goddamn it, don't even talk about the faggots

If I ever seen one singing the national anthem I'ma strangle 'em

Hell nah, they can't get married, but they can fight in the military

Hopefully they'll end up buried in a cemetery

I don't even consider 'em people

Go ahead put 'em in the front lines

Next to the Negroes

But I'm not racist

Colin Powell's like my brother, alright I admit it I hate him

Where's Dick Cheney at? Probably off in Iraq

Finding some oil to tap, tell 'em I got up on that

And y'all still think it was Bin Laden

When it was us and the Masons, plotting on oil profits

[Chorus]

I'm evil

But y'all didn't know though

Now y'all stuck with a president that y'all didn't vote fo'

Unemployment is up, the economy's in a ditch

Our country's at war, but I don't give a shit, I'm rich

I'm evil

But y'all didn't know though

Now y'all stuck with a president that y'all didn't vote fo'

Unemployment is up, the economy's in a ditch

Our country's at war, but I don't give a shit, I'm rich

[Verse 2]

My brother said some racist shit a couple of years back

Then the blacks came out and started to protest and crap

And I knew I'd have little hope, cause all of sudden

The blacks got together and started to register to vote

But thank God for computers and them helping

Cause we got the last names of every single felon

We programmed the computers to find the names that were the same

Whoever came up couldn't vote on election day

Way to go Jeb, really great strategy

We got rid of the majority of black families

And I'm not even talking about Dade County

The expired military ballots are bogus, counted

I'd like to thank my cousin and the help from my pappy

My cousin owns Fox and it made me very happy

He told the entire world that I won

Before the votes were being done counted

And even though Gore had more, what matters in the end

Is the Supreme Court, and those are my dad's friends

So thank you very much, and please remember

If you don't vote, I'll see you back in November

[Chorus]

I'm evil

But y'all didn't know though

Now y'all stuck with a president that y'all didn't vote fo'

Unemployment is up, the economy's in a ditch

Our country's at war, but I don't give a shit, I'm rich

I'm evil

But y'all didn't know though

Now y'all stuck with a president that y'all didn't vote fo'

Unemployment is up, the economy's in a ditch

Our country's at war, but I don't give a shit, I'm rich