Ratio

Middle of June, a hot air balloon, it started raining nails
A hot afternoon my garden I'm nude, the heavens sent me hail
I go out for a drink I get my face kicked in wake up in jail, yeah
He goes out for a ride learning to fly, talking to the angels

Ooh, messing with my ratio
Ooh, somebody's messing with my ratio, ooh

As soon as I learn, as soon as I learn to fly
I'll get us out of here, out of here
We'll go to a place where the beer is cheap
The craic is good and the jukebox is free

Spent most of my life making my house look nice, it set on fire
Yeah, I got a job on the roads, filling in the holes and got run over, yeah
I spent from morning to night, just trying to do things right to get bent over, yeah, yeah

Ooh, messing with my ratio
Ooh, somebody's messing with my ratio

As soon as I learn, as soon as I learn to fly
I'll get us out of here, out of here
We'll go to a place where the beer is cheap
The craic is good and the jukebox is free

As soon as I learn, as soon as I learn to fly
I'll get us out of here, out of here
We'll go to a place where everybody sings
Where Buddy's alive and Elvis is King, hey

As soon as I learn, as soon as I learn to fly
I'll get us out of here, out of here
We'll go to a place where the beer is cheap
The craic is good and the jukebox is free

As soon as I learn, as soon as I learn to fly
I'll get us out of here, out of here
We'll go to a place where everybody sings
Where Buddy's alive and Elvis is King, yeah

As soon as I learn to fly
I'll get us out of here, out of here, hey

Where Buddy's alive and Elvis is King, yeah
As soon as I learn to fly, alright, yeah