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Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues

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Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues

Release date: 25th February 2002

From mclusky Do DallasTrack 11:51

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"Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues" is a track by mclusky, from the album mclusky Do Dallas, released 25th February 2002. The track is 1:51 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about mclusky.

About the Artist

mclusky

mclusky

Lyrics

Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues

Eat what you are while you're falling apart
And it opened a can of worms
The gun's in my hand and I know it looks bad
But believe me I'm innocent
I'm fearful I'm fearful I'm fearful of flying
And flying is fearful of me
I covered my eyes when she told me the news
Turning me on with my lightsabre cocksucking blues
Are you coming?
Nicotine stained on account of her crutch
And I'm aching from fucking too much
I know what I do but it all points to you
Did you sell me to wanderlust?
I'm fearful I'm fearful I'm fearful of flying
And flying is fearful of me
I covered my eyes when she told me the news
Turning me on with my lightsabre cocksucking blues
Are you coming?

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Track details

From mclusky Do Dallas

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Album

mclusky Do Dallas

25th February 2002

Track number

1

Release year

2002

1Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues
1:51
2No New Wave No Fun
2:19
3Collagen Rock
2:53
4What We've Learned
1:55

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