Chopper Squad

A man sitting in a country pub

Idly playing with his half pint glass

He’s not happy and it’s grey outside

But at least he can talk to his wife tonight

He can talk about that night down the club

And what became of Brian and Susan

And the kids in the village team

But he might be sick when he eats his tea

At the wrong end of a newspaper story

He found an axe in the woods today