I miss my grandma, I miss my friends
I never see them, I work weekends
I don't get paid, I don't feel good
And that won't change in all likelihood
People online, they get so agg
Go outside and touch some grass
If you got some sun, you wouldn't be that mad
She's so pretty that it made me sad
She got an OnlyFans
And I'm not gonna judge her for that
Maybe she could be my girlfriend
God, I really need a girlfriend
But I don't wanna choose
I need options so if one flakes, I just move on to
Mia, Tia, Leah, and Izabelle
I can't, I can't help myself
I can't, I can't help myself
I can't, I can't help myself
Mia, Tia, and Izabelle
I can't, I can't help myself
I can't, I can't help myself
Your friends all wanna do lines, but it's Tuesday
You don't do drugs anymore, you got boring, babe
They're sniffin' while they've got rent to pay
You're sniffin' all your tears away
He told you that he'd keep you safe
Now you get like two texts a day
Modern love's in a desperate state
That's why I cannot find a girlfriend
Ah-ooh, ooh-ooh
I need options so if one flakes, I just move on to
Mia, Tia, Leah, and Izabelle
I can't, I can't help myself
I can't, I can't help myself
I can't, I can't help myself
Mia, Tia, Izabelle
I can't, I can't help myself
I can't, I can't help myself
Your friends all wanna do lines, but it's Tuesday
You don't do drugs anymore, you got boring, babe
They're sniffin' while they've got rent to pay
You're sniffin' all your tears away
I wanna feel fine, but it's jarring
I don't wanna wake up to this every day
Do you wanna be my girlfriend, babe?
Do you wanna be my girlfriend, babe?
Mia, Tia, Leah, and Izabelle
I can't, I can't help myself
I can't, I can't help myself
I can't, I can't help myself
Mia, Tia, Izabelle
I can't, I can't help myself
I can't, I can't help myself
Mia, Tia, Leah, and Izabelle
I can't, I can't help myself (this is rough)
I can't, I can't help myself
I can't, I can't help myself
Mia, Tia, Izabelle
I can't, I can't help myself
I can't, I can't help myself, I, I
You wanna do lines but it's- haha
Nah, I think leave it now
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