Rio Grande Blood

[Intro]

And now a message from the President of the United States George W. Bush

I've adopted sophisticated terrorist tactics

And I'm a dangerous, dangerous man

With dangerous, dangerous weapons

I want to drain the coal resources in America

And foreign sources of crude oil

I am a weapon of mass destruction

I am a brutal dictator

And I'm evil

[Verse 1]

I've got something that I must confess

I make a profit off people oppressed

I take the money ‘til there's nothing left

And all I gotta say is yippie-aye-yay

[Refrain]

Rio Grande blood, yeah

I want money

I want your money

I want crude oil

This is the government's money

I'm an asshole

[Verse 2]

I can't remember the world such a mess

Not for the companies I like the best

Exxon and Conoco – fuck all the rest

And all I gotta say is yippie-aye-yay

[Refrain]

Rio Grande blood, yeah

I want money

I want your money

I want crude oil

This is the government's money

We went to war because of our dependence on foreign oil (Haliburton)

We went to war because of money

(Haliburton)

We will settle for nothing less than victory, victory

(Haliburton)

We will settle for nothing less than crude oil

(Crude oil)

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]

Squeezing the working class who I detest

Taxing the poor so the rich can invest

I know I'm an asshole, but aren't you impressed?

And all I gotta say is yippie-aye-yay

[Refrain]

Rio Grande blood, yeah

[Outro]

Rio Grande blood, yeah

I want crude oil

Rio Grande blood, yeah

I want money (of course)

Rio Grande blood, yeah