Verbatim

[Intro: Molly Guldemond & Debra-Jean Creelman]

Uh-oh, ye-ah, uh-oh, ye-ah-oh

Uh-oh, ye-ah, uh-oh

[Verse 1: Ryan Guldemond]

I wear women's underwear

And then I go to strike a pose in my full-length mirror

I cross my legs just like a queer

But my libido is strong when a lady is near, yeah

What defines a straight man's straight?

Is it the boxer in the brief or a twelve-ounce steak? Nah

I'll tell you what a woman loves most

It's a man you can slap but can also stroke

[Chorus: Molly Guldemond & Debra-Jean Creelman]

Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked

It's verbatim, and it's shakin'

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting elated

No more listless invitations

[Post-Chorus: Ryan Guldemond]

UGH!

[Verse 2: Ryan Guldemond]

I live by a hospital

And every day, I go out walking past its sickly windows

I see people dyin' there

But my tender age makes it hard to care

The incinerator and a big smokestack

It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh (Ha)

All I need is a heart attack, c'mon

Humble my bones with a cardiac (Humble my bones with a cardiac)

[Chorus: Molly Guldemond & Debra-Jean Creelman]

Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked

It's verbatim, and it's shakin'

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting elated

No more listless invitations

[Bridge: Ryan Guldemond with Molly Guldemond & Debra-Jean Creelman]

For the love of fuck, for the sake of Pete

Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me?

I am the rooster in the morning, I'm the cock of the day

I'm the boxer in the briefs, I'm a twelve-ounce steak

[Bridge: Ryan Guldemond, Molly Guldemond, & Debra-Jean Creelman]

Eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh

Yabo, yabo, yabo, yabo, yabo

It's verbatim

And yeah, and it's naked

And yeah, and it's shakin'

It shakes, shakes, shakes

[Outro: Molly Guldemond & Debra-Jean Creelman]

Uh-oh, ye-ah, uh-oh, ye-ah-oh

Uh-oh, ye-ah, uh-oh, ye-ah-oh

Uh-oh, ye-ah, uh-oh, ye-ah-oh

Uh-oh, ye-ah