Workwear

I don't think it's fair to compare us
To the models in underwear that air brush
But I digress, I'll carry on like the rest
Ooooh, is that something shiny off the internet
Yes darling it's cashmere, it just dropped autumn fall this year
Oh dear, is that the sweater you bought from last year
Givenchy, it's pronounced Givenchy
I'll take an almond milk iced coffee
Designer clothes make up most of my personality
Click click click click, get, get it, get it
Click click click click, get, get it, get it
Click click click click, get, get it, get it
Click click click click, get, get it, get it
Put it on, take it off
It's not in, it's too hot
Looks the same, buy again
For that 5 lettered name
B-R-A-N-D
If you don't have it then you must be less important than me
My kid, Madeleine, has just got into modelling
She's loving all the labelling
The short, the tall, the fat, the thin
My kid, Benjamin, is having to take medicine
From all the rumours circling
And all the kids that pick on him
Well, with my kid Angelina
I'm struggling to even feed her
Those magazines she likes to read
Tell her what and what not to eat
A different size on every high street
It's like converting European shoe sizes for your feet
Put it on, take it off
It's not in, it's too hot
Looks the same, buy again
For that 5 lettered name
B-R-A-N-D
If you don't have it then you must be less important than me
Boohoo!
You pretty little thing
I couldn't give a CK
Bout the position that you're in
Next, Next
We need to find our brand New Look
Cheap toxic textiles
Are the best in my books
Now let's think about are next marketing campaign
What exactly are the kids up to these days!
Wells it's Coke, E's and MDMA
So let's pump them full of nonsense to drive them all insane
Bikini lines, bum exercise
Half naked guys, diet advice
Let's advertise our clothing lines
Incessantly so that they buy
Remember people we're a charitable organisation!
I've seen more pennies being donated on babe station
Put it on, take it off
It's not in, it's too hot
Looks the same, buy again
For that 5 lettered name
B-R-A-N-D
If you don't have it then you must be less important than me
Put it on, take it off
It's not in, it's too hot
Looks the same, buy again
For that 5 lettered name
B-R-A-N-D
If you don't have it then you must be less important than me