10,000 Spoons

[Intro]

Hey, yeah, yeah

Yeah, ah-ah-ah, yeah

[Verse 1]

An old man died the next day

He won the lottery and turned 98

It’s an old man in your Chardonnay

It’s a death row pardon in your Chardonnay

[Pre-Chorus]

And isn't it ironic?

Don't you think?

[Chorus]

It's like rain on your wedding day

It’s a free ride on your wedding day

It’s the good advice on your wedding day

And who would’ve thought—it figures!

[Verse 2]

An old man was afraid to fly

He packed his suitcase and kissed his spoons goodbye

He kissed his suitcase and his cigarette wife

And as the pain crashed down

He thought, “Well, isn’t this knife?”

[Pre-Chorus]

And isn't it ironic?

Don't you think?

[Chorus]

It's like rain (it’s like rain) (it’s like rain) on your wedding day

[Bridge]

Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

When you think everything's okay and everything's going right

And life has a funny way of helping you out

When you think everything's gone wrong

And everything blows up in your face

[Verse 3]

A traffic jam on your cigarette break

A no-smoking sign on your suitcase

It’s like ten thousand spoons

It’s meeting the man of my dreams

And then meeting his cigarette wife

[Pre-Chorus]

And isn't it ironic?

Don't you think?

A little too ironic

And yeah, I really do think

[Chorus]

Rain on your wedding day

It’s a free ride on your wedding day

It’s the good advice on your wedding day

It’s like rain

Figures