I Had a Fist Fight with an Emo Outside Subway

I had a fist fight with an emo outside subway
Last Monday 
But it was fun mate
I had a fist fight with an emo outside subway
Last Monday 
But it was fun mate
I was one man deep 
Just me (just me)
In a subway 
On my street (my street)
Opposite to the KFC
And 2 doors down from HMV
Can I get the BMT
For bread I want the herbs and cheese
Can I get it toasted please
I don't mind paying an extra fee
Person behind me starts to laugh
They got on black gloves
And they're a fan of MCR (I rate it)
Half their face was pierced 
Their ear lobes had bare metal in (too much)
They had on massive boots
And I don't want them to kick my shin (no way)
They said my sandwich was crap
Sorry I had to tell you
Out of everything on the menu
You ordered that?
Like, what's wrong with ham?
I tried to walk away and be the bigger man (bigger man)
But they squared up and they
Slapped it out my hand
I had a fist fight with an emo outside subway
Last Monday
But it was fun mate
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I had a fist fight with an emo outside subway
Last Monday 
But it was fun mate
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I had a fist fight with an emo outside subway
Last Monday 
But it was fun mate
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I had a fist fight with an emo outside subway
Last Monday 
But it was fun mate
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I don't have time for time for this 
Man I gotta get back to college
I don't want your sandwich knowledge (no)
You probably order a slice of ham 
with just bare olives
I'm the type to just have a can of fosters (one can)
You're the type bark at me
If I took your can of monster 
I said you're the type 
to go and get a pet frog (pet frog)
They didn't like that so they put me
In a headlock (wow)
It was a strong one to be fair
I try to act like I don't care
But then they tackled me to the ground
And now I'm Struggling to get air (no way)
The cashier was a top bloke (a top one)
The emos on the till now
It's like they're jumping off of the top rope
I said I'm sorry 
But what am I sorry for? (for what?)
They said my food was shit 
And now I'm laying on the floor (I can't believe it)
I had a fist fight with an emo outside subway
Last Monday 
But it was fun mate
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I had a fist fight with an emo outside subway
Last Monday
But it was fun mate
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I had a fist fight with an emo outside subway
Last Monday 
But it was fun mate
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I had a fist fight with an emo outside subway
Last Monday 
But it was fun mate
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