You put your girl in a Urus I'm in the back of the tour bus Sitting down crying Got a mate he's frying I'm on GTA steal planes I'm flying My clothes out drying I spilt drink on them And there's no denying You put your girl in a Urus I'm in the back of the tour bus crying I'm on love island No one picked me Sat by the fire pit I'm feeling violent I see Ian Stirling I think I'll fight him I might just try it Top of the stairs, hit him with a fly kick Fake loubs, fake diamonds No one vote me off the island Open my suitcase I got Rizla Roach card and filter I'll be the first one to light a zoot inside this villa Tall dark and handsome nope I'm small got biceps and charisma Got a fake ID Says I'm born and raised in West Virginia Can I pull your girl for a chat? Nah but not like that I'm the same height as her Can I borrow her shoes? I'll give them back I'm a quick learner I'll fight the producers Hack their servers I'll jailbreak the phone they give me And then I'll download Subway Surfers I'm an entertainer I'll vandalise the walls No brainer Bad behaviour Get a noise complaint from the neighbours I'm a menace I'll set fire to the terrace I'll get an egg and a spatula And I'll try play a game of tennis woi You put your girl in a Urus I'm in the back of the tour bus Sitting down crying Got a mate he's frying I'm on GTA steal planes I'm flying My clothes out drying I spilt drink on them And there's no denying You put your girl in a Urus I'm in the back of the tour bus crying You put your girl in a Urus I'm in the back of the tour bus Sitting down crying Got a mate he's frying I'm on GTA steal planes I'm flying My clothes out drying I spilt drink on them And there's no denying You put your girl in a Urus I'm in the back of the tour bus crying I'll hide in the fridge Jump in the pool and take a piss I'll rob an aquarium And then fill the pool with exotic fish I'll game a bit Smuggle in a Nintendo switch If anyone beats me at FIFA street Then I'll lose my mind and start throwing fists Don't care if it's rainy I'll run out the front door Have them chase me If they try blame me Then I'll bottle them with glass of Baileys I'll do it daily Get a Bluetooth speaker and drive them crazy I'll sit in bed all day Watching funniest bits of Gav and Stacey I'm anti-social I'll download insta Post on socials I'll bring my laptop in I'll sit there and make beats on pro tools The flight is cheap I'll see myself on my TV Can you do me? A favour please a cup of tea? It's quite easy To cut myself a slice of cheese I'll punch your cheek And now I'm banned for life from ITV You put your girl in a Urus I'm in the back of the tour bus Sitting down crying Got a mate he's frying I'm on GTA steal planes I'm flying My clothes out drying I spilt drink on them And there's no denying You put your girl in a Urus I'm in the back of the tour bus crying You put your girl in a Urus I'm in the back of the tour bus Sitting down crying Got a mate he's frying I'm on GTA steal planes I'm flying My clothes out drying I spilt drink on them And there's no denying You put your girl in a Urus I'm in the back of the tour bus crying