Intelligent Design

[Verse 1] A T-rex, it be strong and built But it can't masturbate, can't masturbate It stands top of the food chain, it kills Yes it do, ooh A T-rex got the holiest bod 'Cause it can't masturbate, can't masturbate A T-rex can't jack off and neither should you Ooh [Refrain] Ooh Ooh [Verse 2] A T-rex can't put on its stilts And it can't masturbate, can't masturbate It can't stop, drop, and roll, and it can't wipe its poo Ooh A T-rex, it can't knit a quilt And it can't masturbate, can't masturbate A T-rex sets all the examples for you Ooh [Chorus] A sexy T-rex, a sexy T-rex (Ooh) I wanna be, wanna be a sexy t-rex I wanna be a sexy T-rex baby, get my lids off (Ooh) I gotta be a sexy T-rex, all it does is da-ba-doo-bah [Bridge] A T-rex got nothin' to lose It got no sexy sins to confess in the pews It got no, got no drugs and it got no tattoos And when it goes to heaven, it may see some angels with boobs But when another T-rex shows her boobs, he has to refuse Because a T-rex is so pure, it'll never be seduced Now the lord may be forgiving, but one thing he won't excuse Let me iterate the point again and show off my moves [Guitar Solo] Yeah! Come on! Show 'em who's boss! Ow! [Chorus] A sexy T-rex, a sexy T-rex, baby I wanna be, wanna be a sexy T-rex I wanna be a sexy T-rex Everybody gotta get right out there sayin' 'bout a sexy T-rex, and get- Where'm I gonna put my t-rex penis?! [Outro] A T-rex is perfectly built 'Cause it can’t masturbate, can’t masturbate A T-rex is holy and pure, yes it’s true Ooh A T-rex won't come in a box Cause it can't masturbate, can't masturbate A T-rex can't confess any sins, how 'bout you?