Pac-Man

(one, two, thray, four)

(one, two [nasal hocking sound])

I used to be a pinball freak

That's where you'd find me every week

But now it's Pacman

Yeah it's the Pacman

I love to gobble up those dots

Keep pumpin' quarters in the slots

They call it Pacman

Yeah it's the Pacman

At the game arcade, they say I'm hardcore

I can play all day 'til my hands are sore

And I quit my job just to play some more

But I won't give up 'til I break high score

Pacman [music from Pacman "intermission"]

Well it's the Pacman

Yeah it's the Pacman

Well it takes a lot of cash to play

(Pacman, get the cherry)

So I'm gonna sell my house today

(Pacman, eat 'em up)

I'm playin' Pacman

Yeah it's the Pac-ma-an

Hey mom, I won't be home this year

(Pacman)

Please forward all my mail right here

(Pacman)

I'm at the Pacman

Yeah it's the Pacman

And you're playing with no one but me

Pacman

[music from Pacman "intermission"]

[sound from when Pacman dies]