Pac-Man

(one, two, thray, four) (one, two [nasal hocking sound]) I used to be a pinball freak That's where you'd find me every week But now it's Pacman Yeah it's the Pacman I love to gobble up those dots Keep pumpin' quarters in the slots They call it Pacman Yeah it's the Pacman At the game arcade, they say I'm hardcore I can play all day 'til my hands are sore And I quit my job just to play some more But I won't give up 'til I break high score Pacman [music from Pacman "intermission"] Well it's the Pacman Yeah it's the Pacman Well it takes a lot of cash to play (Pacman, get the cherry) So I'm gonna sell my house today (Pacman, eat 'em up) I'm playin' Pacman Yeah it's the Pac-ma-an Hey mom, I won't be home this year (Pacman) Please forward all my mail right here (Pacman) I'm at the Pacman Yeah it's the Pacman And you're playing with no one but me Pacman [music from Pacman "intermission"] [sound from when Pacman dies]