Asexual Wellbeing

[Verse 1]

Sometimes, I rub my ghost dick until I can almost see it

But right now all I need is your cerebral per diem

That midnight Van Leeuwen

Netflix and yeast infection

[Chorus]

I know sex with me is mediocre

But I can give you asexual wellbeing

Sex with me is mediocre

But I can probably feel what you're feeling

[Verse 2]

If they can put a pulse into a spinach leaf

Can they turn the two of us into a tree?

You still have the spare key

I've got vegan peanut butter chocolate ice cream

[Chorus]

Sex with me is mediocre

But I can give you asexual wellbeing

Sex with me is mediocre

But I can probably feel what you're feeling

[Outro]

I just want us to do well

Like Jon Bon Jovi's rosé

I just want us to do well

Like Jon Bon Jovi's rosé