Insert Generic Name

[Chorus]

Stacy

It really sucks to be your girlfriend

Although you're a prolific boyfriend

I'm suddenly the center of resentment in your harem

[Verse 1]

And this ain't high school

Why is it icy, spicy, dirty looks?

It dunks my head into the brine pool

The other Stacys can be so cruel

[Chorus]

Stacy

It really sucks to be your girlfriend

Although you're an adequate boyfriend

I'm suddenly the center of resentment in me

[Verse 2]

When you go

Will you keep all your alter egos?

When you go

Will you keep all the alter egos?

Will you call me and tell me I'm hot shit?

That I'm your muse and I'm a genius?

Will they remind me that I'm crazy?

We're all ageing dramatic names like

[Chorus]

Stacy

It really sucks to be your girlfriend

Although you're a prolific boyfriend

I'm suddenly the center of resentment in you